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We cover the sport of CrossFit from all angles. We talk with athletes, coaches and celebrities that compete and surround in the sport of CrossFit at all levels. We also bring you Breaking News, Human Interest Stories and report on the Methodology of CrossFit. We also use the methodology to make ourselves the fittest we can be.
Just before the show went on the air,
I think I learned that the cowboy has
a tramp stamp.
From the gym to the screen, yeah,
we cover it all.
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Grab a plate, tune in now,
you part of the fam.
It's lunch time.
What is going on, everybody?
Welcome to Lunch with the Cods, Dale.
Man, the cowboy and I,
we're going off about thoughts,
things right before we went on the air,
and I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
We are wasting way too much good content.
We should probably do this live.
Isn't it sad that we're in a place
in our life and doing this show every
day that like, well,
we have to stop our conversation because
it's better if we put that on air.
Yeah,
we should probably stop talking about this
to just us and let everybody else in.
It looks like, yeah,
we got a little lady chat going on
today.
We got Trent Olive.
We got Meredith.
We got Jody, Vicky, Meg, Judy.
Judy's off for the summer.
She gets to hang out with us.
Judy's awesome.
Meg is dragged to another crazy-ass movie.
And Daniel.
Daniel.
Daniel heard it was ladies' night.
He showed up.
Hey, look.
I mean, he's seen my...
Ortega, we don't speak Spanish.
You knew Ortega would be here when he
heard it was ladies night.
Coming in, look.
He's tightening up his mustache before he
walks in the door.
You ladies know I'm here.
He came in to run and he was
testing out that Achilles.
Poor bastard.
Meg, what movie are you bringing him to?
I'm sorry.
I need to know what that is because
she said another crazy-ass movie.
So...
you super curious because i don't think
there's a whole lot of crazy ass movies
going on at the theater right now i
know like the michael jackson movies at
the theater right now and i know that
because one of the physical therapy
assistants at my physical therapist has
seen it five times i like michael jackson
i want to see the michael jackson movie
don't know if i'm going to watch it
five times i like i like michael jackson
i like when his music comes on man
makes my whole family happy sure right
there's been so much michael the guy's
been dead for twenty years right like but
there's been so much content like i i
just am not that jazzed about it no
Jennifer went and saw it with one of
her girlfriends.
She said it was great.
She enjoyed it and whatnot,
and that's cool.
I'm going to wait until it comes out
on Prime or whatever streaming service
that it comes out on.
However, Jameson wants to see it,
my eight-year-old.
She's searching for it or whatnot,
and you can pre-order it on Prime.
There's also five other Michael Jackson
related movies, documentaries, whatever,
already on Prime.
That seems like it's a bit much.
Yeah.
And now Netflix has a new documentary that
came out like this week.
Yeah.
Yesterday, I want to say.
Yeah.
Which is bananas crazy.
So Meg is going to see Back Rooms.
That sounds like one of those horror jump
scare movie things.
Went to Obsession yesterday.
All I have to say is WTF did
I just watch on that one?
No idea.
Yeah.
um uh you know what makes me jazzy
though thirdsy because when i get a good
night's sleep i am extra jazzy i think
vicky could write our segways like we
won't even have to ask her and you
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one not even close by far yeah i
man i slept like a rock last night
i actually slept really good last night
myself which is outstanding
Michael's estate must need money for his
kids.
I think he's made more money since he's
been dead than he ever did when he
was alive.
I know Elvis has,
and I would expect the same type thing
for Elvis's estate has.
Elvis for sure.
Yeah.
Elvis for sure.
Michael,
the guy owned half the Beatles catalog
while he was alive.
Right.
Yeah.
That alone was bringing in millions upon
millions upon millions.
Yeah.
Uh, holy shoot.
Boy, George is a live guest today.
Savon.
Simone said I need to wear a cowboy
hat or something because my asymmetrical
haircut reminded him of Boy George,
but my voice does not match Boy George.
It does not.
I said the same thing.
Same thing.
You are kind of a karma chameleon.
Yeah, I'm one hundred percent a karma,
karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon.
So I love Savannah dance,
but he has got some of the weirdest
fucking hot takes on the planet.
So speaking of hot takes,
you told me you got a tramp stamp
at the age of nineteen on my back,
upper back, not lower back.
Oh, it was on my lower back.
Well, honestly,
I'm shirtless enough where everybody would
have seen it if it was on my
lower back.
But it's on my upper on my left
shoulder.
Yeah.
uh you could wear a pink camo hat
and fit the bill and uh i don't
uh savannah trying to involve you all in
the beef no he's not not no beef
I have beef,
but it ain't with nobody they're all
beefing with.
I got beef in my refrigerator at home.
Ninety-three percent lean.
It's in my belly.
Yeah.
I had some in my belly last night.
Take a tortilla.
Put your little barbecue sauce on it.
Put your meat.
Put your vegetables.
Throw a little cheese.
Toss that bitch in the oven.
Make you a little tortilla pizza.
Bruh.
That was my dinner last night.
Jam up.
You talk a big game about this cooking
ability you have.
I've never seen a dinner delivered to my
table, to a competition, anything.
So I'm not going to believe it until
I see it.
I tell you what.
Well,
I can't tell you what because you ain't
coming to Monster Games.
You ain't going to be in there.
Cause I'm probably gonna end up cooking at
monster games.
Cause I'm not spending money on, uh,
on takeout meals,
especially if I'm staying somewhere where
I can cook.
So, so anyway, you,
you got a not so tramp stamp on
your back, but the funny part,
please tell the, the,
the audience what it is of,
but what you're not sure.
First, first, first tattoo ever.
Right.
Uh, huge, huge, huge music fan.
I don't do anything in my life really
without having some sort of beat going on
in my head.
Um, and at nine, I wanted a tattoo.
I didn't really know what I wanted.
So you go in there and you go
read to the tattoo book, right?
With all the pictures and whatnot in it.
And I was like, here we go.
Chinese symbol for music.
And it's right here on my back shoulder.
My wife was asking me about it the
other night.
Cause she was like, she's like,
what is he, what even is that?
Cause she wasn't around back then.
And I was like,
supposedly the Chinese symbol for music.
However,
I don't know anybody that reads Chinese.
lettering that would be able to take a
look at it and tell me exactly what
it actually says because there's a girl on
instagram i've seen several reels of who
take looks at pictures of who actually can
read chinese and looks at people of
people's script writing and actually reads
them and says what it's supposed to say
and what it actually says
Judy Reid will read it for you.
She said it doesn't say music.
Judy,
I feel like my Chinese is probably better
than yours.
She says that it says Boy George.
Yes, Ken Walters,
I am world-class at crawfish boils.
Crawfish boils.
See, I can't.
I'm allergic to shrimp,
so I've never even attempted crawfish
because it's essentially the same thing,
right?
No, it's not.
It's really not.
It's really not.
Uh,
shrimp have a whole lot of iodine in
it, which is probably your problem.
Crawfish does not.
You gotta come down, dude.
I'll pull my, I'll pull myself out.
My wife wants to go to New Orleans
in the worst way.
I pro I need to just, I,
we just need to come.
Not that hard to do.
And then I can taste some of this
gumbo you talk about.
If y'all come down,
I will cook a gumbo and ball some
crawfish.
Easy day.
So that way, if you can't,
if you eat the crawfish,
if we need to hit you with an
EpiPen because of the crawfish,
you'll still have some gumbo to bring
home.
Ken, I'm not allergic to other shellfish.
I eat clams, mussels, all that stuff,
and I'm fine.
And my dad was the same way.
It's something like in the male gene of
my family that it's just shrimp.
Yeah, that's terrible.
However, I love shrimp.
I do too.
And I've tried.
I've...
my wife probably the worst night of her
life i'm like i'm gonna eat shrimp tonight
and i had a bottle of benadryl right
beside me i've known people that have done
that and i i just was slamming both
yeah i slept for two days after hey
scott what are you doing saturday night
i'd love to be able to come but
i'll be sleeping off the shrimp i'm eating
friday
That is fantastic.
Amanda, crawfish outrank shrimp.
Is that a million?
Millions or ten?
That's a lot.
I would agree, Amanda.
I am way better at boiling shrimp.
Boiling shrimp is an art form.
I would say boiling crawfish is too,
but to get them cooked, seasoned properly,
and to not stick to the shell,
to make them easy to peel, is tricky.
it's a whole lot trickier with shrimp than
it is with crawfish because with shrimp if
you look at them wrong they're cooked
right like they go from clear to pink
quick fast and in a hurry but you
also need to have them seasoned so they
taste like something so it's it's a i
would say that's an art form crawfish is
i mean i have i have a process
jacob asks what movements would a workout
consist of if it was called gumbo
Here's the thing about that, Jacob,
is that gumbo traditionally can have all
kinds of stuff in it.
You can have a seafood gumbo with shrimp
and crab meat and whatnot, sausage.
You can have a chicken and sausage.
You can have a duck gumbo.
I've had that before.
It's really kind of a hodgepodge of things
depending on what you're looking for.
If you're going to have a workout called
gumbo,
it would probably have a hodgepodge of
movements.
yeah um so he's saying yeah i would
say so yeah yeah i it's got to
have a sled push in it because crawfish
hang out on the bottom they do they
also they have to actually so they they
move backwards more than they do forward
so you have to have that backwards that
it's like a slight drag yeah probably toes
to bar because you want to open and
open and close a little bit you never
got grabbed by one it's an experience in
and of itself but they don't let go
like you have to make them let go
so all right i i read this story
today i wanted to get your impression on
this a detect a police detective was
arrested for pulling a gun on a co-worker
for heating up fish in the microwave
Do you have a pet peeve so bad
that you would pull a gun on a
coworker?
I don't think I, probably not.
I'm going to go ahead and just go
ahead and throw that out there.
Probably not.
I've had coworkers in here warm up fish
in the microwave and I've walked into the,
you know,
our little kitchen area and I'm like,
what the hell?
Cause it does smell funny.
but i've never been angry enough to be
like did you is that is that is
that tuna like that's never been a thing
right well i'm just like pulling the gun
on somebody because it's tuna that's
that's you're having a horrible day i'm
probably okay with tuna if it's cod like
we we got problems okay
caught worse i have no like a white
fish is gonna smell way worse oh yeah
no in the microwave yeah that's a problem
yeah catfish we got big time problems
that's gonna be a problem but it's
probably still not bad enough to where i'm
gonna be i'm gonna pull out the full
five and be like look bro we ain't
doing that no more uh makes this good
thing i can't have weapons where i work
Probably a good thing that Meg can't have
weapons, period.
Be completely honest with you.
She has got some serious anger issues she
needs to work through.
She's going to text me a little bit
and tell me how much she hates me.
It's fine.
So burnt popcorn is probably higher on my
pissed off ranking than fish?
Because burnt popcorn lingers.
Burnt popcorn will smell for three days.
Well, so does the fish, but...
Not quite as bad as a burnt popcorn.
No.
And if it's like burnt, burnt, where it's,
you know, it's as black as night.
Yeah, dude, that's hard to get rid of.
I worked with someone who preferred to eat
their popcorn burnt.
So you worked with a serial killer.
We almost went, came to blows.
So you work with a serial killer.
This was a while ago.
Yeah.
This is when I worked at the place
where the FBI raided the building and took
all the evidence.
And they probably were coming for that
dude because nobody likes to eat burnt
popcorn.
That's terrible.
Burnt popcorn smells like burnt flesh.
It's absolutely terrible.
And microwaved burnt popcorn tastes,
I mean,
smells worse than if you have an actual
fire.
Yes, a hundred percent.
If you have an actual,
my dad used to have this popcorn maker.
So it was like just a,
basically like a hot plate,
but it had a little spinning arm on
the, on, on the middle of it,
put a little bit of oil down and
put it up big plastic thing on top.
That thing was amazing.
And if some of those got burnt,
it wasn't that big a deal.
but microwave popcorn i think it's because
it's in that bag probably is what makes
it worse but that is that's terrible like
you can't eat you can't eat any of
it if some of it gets burnt you
just don't throw the whole bag away
because that's all you're gonna taste
that's all i'm gonna taste for damn sure
no thank you um the other thing that
happened at the same place i worked at
There was a person that liked their butter
on their toast to melt or bagel or
whatever.
Sure.
So they would pre-butter and then put it
in the toaster.
What?
And it actually set the toaster on fire
one day.
Yeah.
Yeah, I can believe that.
That's not that hard to believe.
Who are these people?
Again, I am not shitting you.
The place I used to work at was
raided by the FBI.
were you the only like mentally stable
person in the entire place?
What did they look to you to make
solid decisions?
They're like, Scott, should we do this?
And you were like, no.
And they're like, all right, Scott said,
no, that's probably not.
It's probably not a good idea.
Cause I feel like that's where,
that's where you're at.
Right.
Who are these people?
Exactly.
Like,
I don't talk to any of them anymore.
Like,
were like ten of us going what are
these people doing yeah i don't know if
they know what butter is but it's fat
yeah we actually had the fire department
show up because a toaster caught on fire
because someone pre-buttered their
freaking bread i'm gonna save some time
right here i'm gonna put this with first
of all unless if if your butter is
soft enough
to butter bread before you put it in
the toaster you don't need to butter it
before you put it in a toaster you
catch it when it comes out and it'll
melt right there into the bread i don't
know if anybody had figured that out yet
or not but cooking tips with corey let's
go ahead and throw that out there right
now if your butter is soft enough to
butter just regular bread you do not need
to butter it and then put it in
the toaster if you butter toast before the
toaster you like dirty ass things
I'll tell you what,
a person who butters their toast before
the toaster is someone who has never
cleaned a toaster.
Correct.
They're also probably a homicidal.
Maybe that's just me.
I don't know.
But I'm just throwing that out there as
a for instance.
If you find yourself thinking you're
saving time, thinking you're being clever,
or thinking you're discovering some new
and innovative way to do something,
this butter on here,
and then throw it in a toaster,
you need psychiatric help.
Period.
Like Ortega just said,
that person is probably on a list
somewhere.
Yes.
Yes.
A hundred percent.
That person is probably why they...
That's part of, at the very least,
why the FBI raided the building.
Yeah, exactly.
I mean, have you ever...
Okay.
I mean,
I've seen a lot of stupid things in
my day.
Have you ever seen anything that dumb?
I've never even heard anything that dumb.
Now you have.
They also wipe before they poop.
Like,
can you imagine the conversation going
home?
How was work today?
Well, the toaster caught on fire.
but damn, the toaster caught on fire.
Was it that dirty?
Was there that many crumbs in it that
somebody, and it just, you know,
there was a little smolder coming out of
it.
No, no,
it caught on fire because somebody
buttered bread, put it in there.
The butter then melted onto the coils,
which caused the spark.
And then the whole thing caught on fire.
I'm sorry.
I need you to say all of that
again.
Well speak.
So this just reminds me of what,
something I actually actually occurred at
my office today.
Hmm.
So we are doing trainings every Tuesday
and Thursday morning for this group of
people.
And there are some that can't attend every
training.
So they're asking if we can record it
and put it someplace for them to get.
Sure.
So there's a person in our office that's
in charge of like downloading that video.
And he's supposed to be putting it
somewhere.
And there's debate over where it should
be.
And after ten trainings,
we still don't know where it should be.
And I made the argument that like there
are people that didn't even know we were
doing the trainings until like episode
four.
And so now they want to go back
and do one through three.
Yeah.
And the comment was made to me, well,
don't number them because then they won't
know what they've missed.
I'm going to need a second.
Okay.
Yeah.
And the first episode is how to log
in to this system.
So whether I number it or not,
they ain't getting in.
They're not getting in.
That is fantastic.
I want to say I got this from
George Carlin way back in the day,
but he used to say,
never underestimate the power of stupid
people in large groups.
and i just kind of cut that off
at the large groups thing and just never
underestimate the power of stupid people
because some of the questions that you get
are stuff that you run across like that
like oh just don't number them that way
they won't know what they missed first of
all that makes no sense whatsoever none
not not at all secondly um if i
don't number them and they can't see which
one they need to get into then they
can't get into the first one which means
they can't do anything so i'm gonna need
you to back up a little bit
Why don't you sit over here and let
the adults finish talking about whatever
it is that we're talking about.
Holy smokes.
So, yes,
this is your government tax dollars at
work here in Ohio.
Hard at work.
Hard at work.
It's probably the same guy that bought the
eight hundred dollar hammer and a three
thousand dollar toilet seat.
Yep.
Yeah, absolutely.
Scott,
you must work at the twin of my
place.
Jesus.
It's bad, man.
If I wasn't on the far end of
my career getting toward retirement,
I would get out.
Yeah, absolutely.
Yes.
Andrew Sten,
this is another group of stupid people.
I love CrossFit athletes,
love watching them do what they do,
but put them in a group together at
an athlete briefing,
and they become about as dumb as dumb
can be.
dude again magic city games people just
coming up with the most insane scenarios
they could possibly well what if this and
then this happens and then this happens
and you could see micah at one point
because we're in the second part of the
briefing and uh in the bill harris arena
like it physically hit him like the
question did and you see him go
oh yes kate kate knows what i'm talking
about because we were all texting about it
while people were asking them was it you
remember the uh or i'm sure people tell
you there's no stupid questions right the
only stupid question is you i would like
to admit that there's no stupid questions
only stupid people
Because they will find a way.
They will absolutely find a way.
Yeah, Kate, look,
we had to see ourselves out early.
Oh.
Yeah.
Because it just kept going.
And like once we kind of got the
gist of what, okay, like nothing,
it's nothing crazy.
It's pretty much like they described it.
All right, cool.
People started just leaving.
Like, yeah,
what happens if my helmet falls off?
Somebody asked that for the bike ride.
Yep.
Because you were required to wear a
helmet.
Yes.
For the bike ride.
But what if it falls off?
For the burpees,
for the first set of burpees in the
bike ride,
when you came off the bike ride,
you took your helmet off,
you threw it into a big bin that
they had right there by the door.
Easy, right?
I just explained that to you in three
seconds and boom, you got it.
Yep.
Burpees, bike, off the bike, handed to,
you know,
there'd be three guys there taking
helmets.
What happens if my helmet falls off?
Your helmet's not going to fall off.
If your helmet falls off,
you didn't put it on right in the
first place.
You need to go to that airplane training
where you tighten the strap.
Yeah, a hundred percent.
Pull.
Yeah.
And it was the kind that had the
ratchet thing in the back.
So you put it on and the first
thing you did was, okay,
now it fits good.
And chances are better than not,
it's not falling off like that.
But now you've got the added protection of
this nifty chin strap.
Yeah, I'm mad to tell you.
she left hers on until it was over.
were there was there were three dudes
there that were pretty fired up by me
handing them when i got it off the
bike ride you know like they're like it's
it's scenarios like this we're like you
know darwin had a a pretty good theory
he's got he's got a solid point he's
got a solid point i've said it for
years dude and agreed with some comedian i
saw forever ago just take the warning
labels off of stuff
Let nature just take its course.
Yeah,
we are the country that has to put
this coffee may be hot.
Because some woman spilled it in her lap
and then was surprised it was hot.
Yeah.
Let me tell you something.
If I buy a coffee from wherever that's
not specifically iced coffee and I get it
and it's not hot,
I'm going to be upset.
at least have some questions maybe not
upset but i'll at least have a couple
questions like hey can we warm this up
a little bit more because it's not it's
not hot and if i spill it on
myself and it burns me i am probably
not going to be surprised because it's hot
it's like the old jerry seinfeld joke
where he said he bought a superman outfit
as a kid and the box said this
cape will not allow you to fly
Absolutely.
If you believe it will, maybe it's okay.
You go ahead and try.
Maybe just give it a shot.
Just give it a shot.
What's the worst that could happen?
You fall down?
Come on.
Goodness.
Yeah.
Scott,
these bikes had a new feature where you
just push a button and the seat drops
down.
Well, new to me.
I ride a road bike.
I...
These were like hybrid style bikes.
So it's basically a mountain bike,
but they had closer to road tires on
them.
But the low post, yeah, like David said,
it's a dropper post.
So instead of having to do like undo
a little thing and then pull it up
or whatnot,
it just was kind of like activated.
It was pretty cool.
The best part of your storytelling is the
sound effects that go along with the
action.
That is a genetic trait.
If you meet any of my parents,
like my mom, my grandpa, well,
maybe not grandparents because they've
been dead for quite some time,
but it's a cool-ass thing.
You get the full effect.
Bags of flour tell you not to eat
it raw.
Well, I used to,
and then they started calling me Scarface.
A hundred percent.
Stuff just everywhere.
Don't eat this raw.
In case you were planning on it,
in case you went to the store and
you're like, you know what sounds good?
A handful of flour.
You gonna do something with that?
Why?
Why would you even?
At no point.
Let me explain something to you.
You could be a refugee from a foreign
country.
Go to your grocery store for the first
time,
buy a bag of flour and not eat
any of it raw.
It's just not a thing.
Again, yes, Vicki, who are these people?
Because that's on there because somebody
did it and then complained.
That's the whole reason why we have
warning labels to begin with.
Anytime something,
when I was working construction, dude,
especially at the plants and stuff like
that,
every time somebody did something that
nobody had done before and it hurt them,
we got a new rule because of that
thing.
Here's the deal.
See,
Dave Johnson does bags of sugar that way.
Jacob thought it was flour,
so it's confusing.
They come in the same shape bag.
They do.
Which, by the way,
let's talk about that for a second.
Somebody at the flour and the sugar
factory were like,
what is the worst possible delivery system
we could make for our product?
Well, they put Quikrete in this bag.
Exactly.
Have you ever bought a bag of concrete?
It's a giant paper bag that's basically
glued at the bottom.
What if we do that for sugar and
flour,
but we don't glue it that well all
the time?
Sometimes it'll be glued good,
and it'll be really hard to get into.
Sometimes it'll leak on your way home,
or sometimes it'll just bust on you in
the grocery store.
We just make it kind of a crapshoot
as to which one's going to happen.
Or let's make the glue so good that
you have to pull really hard and the
bag just rips.
Yeah.
Next thing you know,
you got a Carol Burnett situation on your
hand where there's not a flower flying all
over the place and whatnot and just all
over your face.
Nah.
Please do not iron clothes while wearing
said clothes.
I'm in a real big hurry.
I need to iron his shirt.
I don't have enough time to take it
off.
What should I do?
You know, it's funny, though,
because there are times in my life where
I'm doing something so stupid.
Like, I know what I'm doing is stupid.
And there is a fifty-fifty shot that I'm
going to get hurt.
Absolutely.
But I go ahead and try it anyway
because it's...
It might be a tad bit more convenient
than actually doing it the proper way.
Yeah.
But I am assessing the risk in my
head.
That's the thing.
That's the difference,
that you have enough life experience to
go, this is probably dumb,
but I'm going to do it anyway,
but I'm going to try to do it
in the least dumb way possible,
even though I know it's dumb.
Like two weeks ago,
I was putting together a Lego set,
and I put the wrong piece together.
And I couldn't get it to let go,
and so I grabbed my pocket knife,
and I'm going to try to wiggle it
in there to get it out.
And I'm like, as I'm doing it,
I'm going,
there's a good chance you're going to
slice your thumb.
Correct.
And sure shit, I sliced my thumb.
Yeah.
But I assessed that risk going into it
and said,
it's worth it if I can get this
piece off.
Yeah.
It'll be a small cut.
I own Band-Aids.
not a big deal we can move on
yeah the little did I know I'd have
to clean off Lego bricks from the blood
but you know it's kind of many times
we clean blood off a Lego bricks you
know it's funny you should ask uh it's
like doing cow Sue more than once yeah
not a good idea
Okay,
so Hexy Love is talking about she
pre-butters her toast,
but it's in the toaster oven.
Not the same thing.
There's a tray.
Still kind of weird.
It is still kind of weird,
but I would accept that because there's a
tray.
To catch the butter.
To catch the butter,
and it's not going to fall on the
giant freaking flaming coil.
Heat element and start a fire.
Yeah.
oh man in my late teens working at
a factory i tried to stop a motor
on a machine to work on it i
went to grab the belt to slow it
down took my hand straight through the
motor pulley system oh yeah hundred
percent that's that's terrible i will do
this that's how you make cinnamon toast
yeah see i'm not i'm not mad at
that
like no you don't you put the toast
in the toaster you butter it because the
toast is hot and then you sprinkle your
cinnamon sugar on it which i've not had
cinnamon toast in like thirty years but
jameson had some for breakfast yesterday
morning my wife literally made toast with
butter on it a few days ago in
the toaster david we need to have a
talk yeah it's intervention time
We need you to sit down.
David,
when your house catches on fire because
there's a toaster fire that started in
your kitchen, you're going to be like,
how could this have happened?
And then we're going to go back to
this show today and be like,
this is how this could have happened.
Which games athlete is most and least
likely to pre-butter their toast?
Least likely, Tudor Magda.
Tudor Magda, yeah.
I would want to represent.
Tudor Magda would engineer a new apparatus
to do that for him.
He's so smart, dude.
It's absolutely insane.
I would say also least likely is probably
Ty Jenkins probably falls up underneath
there simply because if he didn't write it
in that little notebook first,
it's not happening at all.
Who is most likely?
Jason Hopper.
I was thinking Austin,
but then I was like,
Austin will just – he just put it
on a fork and put it over an
open flame.
A hundred percent, dude.
Austin, yeah.
Austin toast fire – toast bread over a
campfire.
Absolutely.
I would promise you Jason Hopper is like,
I'm going to save some time to butter
this bread first and then throw it in
this toaster.
And that's why he keeps burning toasters
to the ground.
Matt Fraser would just get Sammy to do
it for him.
Here's the thing.
He wouldn't even get Sammy to do it.
She would just do it.
Have you ever seen any of the things
where he's talking about going to
restaurants and he has no idea what he
actually eats and has to look at Sammy
and be like, do I like ribeyes?
And she'd be like, yeah.
He's like, can you order one for me?
And she'd be like, yeah.
So, Daniel,
we're not saying he's the dumbest.
No.
What we're saying is his risk assessment
skills are not as refined as others.
Somewhat lacking.
Let's put it like that.
yes jason is that guy that when you
were in college you were like he was
the guy going hold my beer i'll try
it he's that guy that you you went
like how are you still alive i'm not
real sure it doesn't really even it
doesn't even compute jason born saying
ricky mack would um and then joseph's
talking about hopper would take a bite out
of bread and take a bite out of
a stick of butter that's actually what
ricky mack would do so
I firmly believe that Mr.
Ricky Mac right there would, I got toast,
I got butter.
Bite toast, bite butter.
Now I got butter toast.
I have no problem believing that
whatsoever.
Whichever way Hopper does it,
he's sure to laugh after he does it.
Hopper is the funniest guy Hopper knows.
Jason Hopper is Jason Hopper's favorite
comedian.
end of story like i don't give a
damn you can argue with me all you
want to argue with a wall i mean
they tased hopper at waterpalooza one year
again unsurprising because he's probably
like i can take it but you say
like bite the toast bite the bread or
butter
that a lot of CrossFitters,
when you're in the back during a
competition,
they will do whatever they can to get
the calories in their mouth.
And none of it makes sense.
Dude, I've eaten...
Like literally getting the crumbs out of
the bottom of just trying to get some
sugar back into my body in between events.
Like you do what you got to do
sometimes.
Yeah, that's a hundred percent of thing.
I never would,
I don't usually travel with toast and
sticks of butter at the same time.
Having said that,
doesn't mean that I haven't or I won't,
excuse me.
Kate says,
I don't remember when James busted his
ankle trying a backflip.
I'd say his risk assessment is off.
Don't forget, though,
James was not alone in trying the
backflips.
No.
He just was the worst at it.
Correct.
His proportions are all wrong.
He's so lanky, dude.
I don't think he's capable of actually
completing a backflip just because his
knees would get in the way.
Castro would do it over and over again,
then say, because Colton does it,
his buttering is valid.
I get that.
I get that.
I get that reference.
Well, someone that in the world,
I read this thing this morning too,
and then we'll, we'll get out of here.
But, um, is, is Rob Gronkowski.
Like he's the guy that would butter his
toast before he puts it in the toaster.
He would probably butter his toes before
he gets in a toaster,
have it come out, take a bite,
figure it's not buttery enough,
and then take a bite of the butter.
That wouldn't surprise me at all.
But I read a story that he has
not spent a dollar of his NFL money.
I read the same thing.
I heard it,
saw it somewhere that he hadn't spent it.
All of his endorsements, blah, blah,
whatever,
his NFL money is just
there he he got a fifty thousand dollar
bonus from his agent he lived on that
for over a year and then has lived
off the marketing money since then and
still has not touched his nfl money he's
a he's a simple dude
And you see all these people getting into
the NFL or the NBA or whatever,
and they go buy the nicest car,
and they buy the big house,
and they do the... He had a roommate.
Yeah.
If you've never watched Broke,
the Thirty for Thirty...
broke about a while back about that about
the nfl players and the nba players who
like got these gazillion dollar deals and
all of a sudden they got like uh
eminem said all of a sudden they got
ninety something cousins like just up here
at the woodwork and they're too
kind-hearted and too you know to tell them
hey man no like going about your business
i gotta help this one i gotta help
that one i gotta help this one i
gotta help that one and end up with
nothing
The NFL implemented a financial literacy
literacy course for rookies.
Like I forgot when it was in mid
nineties sometime,
or maybe late nineties because of that,
because so many of them were like getting
these ridiculous deals and then ain't got
no more money.
Absolutely insane.
Gronk doesn't even open the bag.
He butters the bag and goes to town.
I would believe that.
And then spikes the toaster.
There's a famous story about Ricky
Henderson hanging his first check on the
wall until the team asked him why he
hasn't cashed it yet.
My grandma calling you,
I sent you five dollars for your birthday.
I need to balance my checkbook and it
hasn't come out yet.
Yeah, and then Ricky told that story.
Ricky Henderson told that story in the
third person because that's how he talked
about it.
That's how he addressed himself.
Ricky got that check.
Ricky hung it on the wall.
Ricky hung that check on the wall.
I just wanted to frame it.
I wanted to look at it.
Mm-hmm.
I do this,
that there's some stories about that,
dude.
Every time, every once in a while,
I get a lot of baseball stuff,
MLB stuff come across my feet,
like reels and stuff.
And everyone that when they started,
as soon as they started talking about
Ricky Henderson,
I stopped because it's bound to be
something hilarious or something that
makes you go, what?
Yeah.
So Ricky was the first person to perfect
that third person.
Yeah.
Ricky, go.
Oh, that is the unfortunate truth,
Ken Walters.
The NIL money is going to make more
young athletes financially broke and
living unrealistic instead of setting
themselves up for life.
Correct.
So I got a question for you before
we get out, and that is,
I'm not close to LSU.
I don't know much about it.
But they fire people and now apparently
Lincoln is hiring them all back.
Yeah.
Coach O is the special assistant,
basically in charge of in-state recruiting
and basically a special assistant to the
defense.
When he got let go,
weren't there allegations of malfeasance?
Well, about malfeasance,
but he ain't married no more.
Let's put it that way.
Okay.
And there were two other former coaches
that were brought back.
Oh, I missed that.
I haven't been keeping up as much as
I normally do.
Yeah, I read that this morning too.
And I was like, what is going on?
Coach O is fantastic for the program,
whether you know where you see it from
the outside or not.
He is one of the best recruiters in
the nation as far as keeping people talent
that's in Louisiana in Louisiana.
That's because he speaks their language.
Well,
he's from here and he gives a shit.
And you can tell he's very genuine when
he comes across.
When you listen to Ed O'Drawn in a
press conference and I put you up beside
it,
you speak the Queen's English compared to
Eddie O. A hundred percent.
A hundred percent.
Yeah.
Anyway, but he, he is fantastic.
And I'm around here.
As soon as he got announced,
everybody was doing backflips because, uh,
Johnny Jones, Cocho and will Wade.
Yeah.
The will Wade thing probably is probably
honestly out of the,
out of all of it,
the will way thing is way more
controversial in my opinion,
because they fired him and then for paying
players to, to play.
Which is legal now.
Which is now legal.
And it wasn't that long ago that it
happened, right?
Like they fired him and then like a
year later or two years later,
NIL started to become, became a thing.
He went to,
he's been at two other schools since then
and like turned those places into winning
programs and whatnot.
He's a hell of a coach.
Like he actually really is good at what
he does.
And it was like, oh no,
I'm not going back.
I'm not going back.
I'm not leaving here.
I'm not leaving here.
And then they hired him and now he's
back.
And he is currently, he
playing fast and loose with the rules as
far as like eligibility stuff is
concerned,
like signing players that were playing in
Europe and like,
but have like a year of eligibility to
be able to play for LSU and whatnot.
And he's building a team that is going
to be, if it pans out,
could possibly be very,
very scary for college basketball next
year.
uh kocho reminds me of the coach from
the water boy no no no joseph uh
kocho is the defensive coordinator in the
water boy just some more makeup former
friend yeah yeah and he probably and kocho
probably doesn't have nipple rings well
those allegations you know well he's
believe me he spends enough time uh
without his shirt on people would have
seen him by now
he's freaking huge dude oh i know he
works out at uh the anytime fitness that
one of my buddies is a manager at
and trains trains trains at and like uh
aiden will tell you like he's an animal
he's an absolute animal um anyway uh they
definitely both specifications yeah
All right, guys.
Well, we talked about zero CrossFit today,
and that's why I love this show.
That's not true at all.
We made up a gumbo workout and we
figured out what Jason Hopper.
Which CrossFit would butter their bread
before they put it in a toaster.
Answering all the important questions of
the day.
I do like how we didn't do a
male and female because we know none of
the females would be stupid enough to even
try that.
Yeah.
no they're what there's not no not a
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